What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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69.... is a number

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Winking at old people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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