I am the sun. You are the moon.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Women's rights.

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Penis.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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