Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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