What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Diana and victoria

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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