robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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