Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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