What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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