- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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