Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Knock knock, come in.

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my names jim haha

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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