Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Netball.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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