What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

hi im paul!

Netball.

minorities

Animal

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Womens Basketball.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

The joke below me is retarded

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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