extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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i like pie

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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