whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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