- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Knock knock

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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