Winking at old people

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Politics.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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2+2= 478

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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