Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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I'm funny.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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