- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Women's Rights

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

make me a sandwich!

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