Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Penis.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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