"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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