- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

A black guy gets arrested...

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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