Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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