What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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French people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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