- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Yah? Well your a ********

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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