A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Hey, you have small hands.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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