- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What's big? Jupiter.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

what's black? a lot of things.

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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