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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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