there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Laura Pratz..

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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My life

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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