Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Kim Kardashian.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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