- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a barn...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

69.... is a number

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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