Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Gay rights

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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