why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Hair

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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