A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Asians...

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Female Athletics

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Gay rights

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