what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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hi im paul!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Canada

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Anti Joke

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