What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Look at your hand. Made you look!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...