- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

French people.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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