Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Kenny G

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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balls in ya mouf

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noodles

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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