What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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I can't see my forehead

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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