Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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