What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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