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ASSCHEEKS

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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