What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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son, you're adopted.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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No.

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