- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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