Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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your fat

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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You.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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France never surrender.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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