- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like potatoes

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What is a dog? Bark

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Knock knock, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is not a joke.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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