Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Black people are innocent.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I like to eat.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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the cow goes moo

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jgkbk,mn

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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