A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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You.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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dildo

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Anti Joke

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