Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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I like to eat.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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jgkbk,mn

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Rick Perry.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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