Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Lacrosse

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Rick Perry.

knock knock go away

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

No joke.

Nickelback

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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