- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

amy copied adams haircut :0

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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