A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is a dog? Bark

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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poop.........

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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