Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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hi my name is? joe

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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black people. that is all...

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Is Carly smart? No.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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