That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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