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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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