- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

The government makes a good decision

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

An iguana walks out of a bar

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