why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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chuck norris

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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son, you're adopted.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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You're so straight!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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