- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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The government makes a good decision

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what is white and sticky? glue.

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