- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potato salad

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

knock knock whos there .. derp

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

live babies

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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