Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Obama

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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