Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Lockerbie bombing

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Obama

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What comes after "Q" R

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A fish walks into a bar

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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