Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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No joke.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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