how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Jews for Jesus

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

God.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

What is Jason? Black.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

who just made fun of katie matt

No.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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