What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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NEVER

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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