I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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