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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

I hate you.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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