A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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potato

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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make me a sandwich!

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Womens rights.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

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