Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Scott

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Nickelback

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

womans rights

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Dani Barton = Stupid

The WNBA.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

God is religiously proven to be real

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