What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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I like to eat.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Women rights.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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BIG PENIS

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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